Cranky The Troll Speaks.

Howdy, all.

My GirlFiend has returned from the hospital, licking her chops in a most satisfactory manner.  Not coincidentally, there are a number of (allegedly) missing quacks, creepies, and nursies missing from said hospital.

There was a bacterial infection, they claimed, of the bones of her neck and the bloodstream.  Stapholococcus Dermis was blamed.  This bug is the stuff that makes your skin so soft, and not scaly – it’s beneficial – but it’s supposed to stay on the outside of the body.  Apparently, it decided to make her insides as soft and supple as her outside.   Hopefully the peo – SNACKS,  I mean snacks, of course, she ate while imprisoned have changed matters somewhat.

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